- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

i wonder who made this website? a human

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

why dont they make black forks

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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