- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wife says to husband, who works is programmer, "Honey get out of bed there is a bug in the bed". Husband says "ok."

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

Actually it was me Josh brown

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

What is older than history?

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

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