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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

quantum physics?

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

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