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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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