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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

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