What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

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How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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a man about 65 years old is tired with his life. he begins to realize that it is meaningless to him. whil on his way to commit suicide, he comes across a man with a magicul offer. the magical man is offering to grant him the power to fly. although, the magical man wants something in return. the 65 year old man, says to himself, "i have nothing to lose". so he gives the magical man all his money and possesions he has with him. with a flick of his wrist, the magical man says, "ok, you have now been granted the power to fly". the 65 year old man, overjoyed of how he has the ability to fly runs to the nearest cliff and jumps. too bad the magical man was really male prostitute broke out of money and tricked the 65 year old man into beleiving that he had magical powers to grant him the power to fly. the 65 yeard old man died from impact and the male prostitute walked away with a wallet full of money.

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Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

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Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

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How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

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You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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