The diamond one below is hilarious.

Jordan is pregant

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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