What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

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A man was about to be assassinated. The assassin said "do you have any last wishes? The man said he wished that a meteor would fly down and kill the assassin. A meteor actually did come down but that was predicted years back. The meteor fell on the assassin and killed him, the man, and any living thing aboveground on Earth.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

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What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

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whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

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there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

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We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

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Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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