- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the student go to university? To pursue a higher education.

A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

FRED CLEAN YOUR ROOM! Ok mom, I'm done "Nothing is cleaned" Well.. I tried

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there could be several reasons. The sight of another chicken, its wondering imagination, but because chickens cannot speak, therefore, can never know the true answer.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

Your mam is so fat.

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

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