What did the girl say in her French lesson? Miss, I don't get it, its in a different language.

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why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

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There was a blonde, brunette and red head driving in a car. The car breaks down so the three of them decide to walk. So the red head takes water bottles, the brunette takes food and the blonde took the car. The red head asked the brunette why she was taking the food, the brunette said "incase i get hungry i can eat" then the brunette asked the red head why she brought water the red head said "incase i get thirsty i can have a drink. Then the brunette asked the blonde why she brought the car the blonde said "to drive home".

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Q: Why God never got a PhD? A: 1. He had only one major publication. 2. It was written in Aramaic, not in English. 3. It has no references. 4. It wasn't even published in a refereed journal. 5. There are serious doubts he wrote it himself. 6. It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since then? 7. His cooperative efforts have been quite limited. 8. The Scientific community has had a hard time replicating his results. 9. He unlawfully performed not only Animal, but *Human* testing. 10. When one experiment went awry, he tried to cover it by drowning his subjects. 11. When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted them from the sample. 12. He rarely came to class, just told his students to read the book. 13. Some say he had his son to teach the class. 14. He expelled his first two students for learning. 15. Although there were only 10 requirements, most of his students failed his tests. 16. His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountain top.

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Your mother is so ugly that I removed her from my friends list on Facebook.

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Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

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What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

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Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

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yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

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A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

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Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

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What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

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Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

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There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

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What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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