There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

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What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

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Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

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what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

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What happens when you fire a machine gun clip into a jew? You are convicted on first degree murder, and most likely sentenced to jail because you can't afford a good lawyer. Orange jumpsuits are uncomfortable.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

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Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

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Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

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Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

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If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

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Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

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Why did Shrek eat the onions? Anyone who has seen the Shrek films would know that Shrek never mentions anything about eating onions. In the first movie, Shrek and donkey have a conversation in which he compares himself to an onion, but the scene lasts maybe a minute and never again does Shrek mention onions in any way, shape, or form. For whatever reason, this one scene has turned onions into the strongest signature icon associated with Shrek.

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

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A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

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Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

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A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

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awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

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What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

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Justin Bieber

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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