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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

Knock Knock. Doors open

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

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