you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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