- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

if you are reading this your wasting your time

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

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