Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

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Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

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When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

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I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

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I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

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What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

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A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

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Do you know what's the sexiest thing in the world? Sex.

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Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

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There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

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Why did the man punch NUGE in the face? Because he got angry that NUGE was being such a BA person and he was jealous of NUGE'S style and he just got dumped by his ugly as poop mom which was eating Anti Chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it all began in 1807 when a 7 foot rooster gave birth to a chicken on the sidewalk while purchasing ice cream. Scientists have been intrigued so they went into study with it and won the Nobel prize. This somehow persuaded them to lure the chicken over to the other side by using a lollipop. They threw the lollipop as the chicken crossed the road, hit it in the eye, the chicken spazzed out, jumped in front of a car, teleported to London, and is now a gynecologist.

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Hello.

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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Do You Know You Have Cancer?

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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Boxing on Boxing Day

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The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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Weaner

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did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

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What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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