- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

Women's rights.

What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

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