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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

God is real.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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