Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

What is better than tissues? Correct!

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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