What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

what is worse than a guy pissed?

Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Guest what in the butt

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

Liverpool City Football Club

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

*see an orphan* Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

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