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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

womans having rights.

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

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