Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

a black man pays his child support

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

What did the black guy get from his white girlfriend for valentines day? An HIV positive test result.

There are 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and sexy guy. They all work together and have lunch together. The fat guy opens his bag and eats a ham and turkey sandwich. The skinny guy opens his bag and eats a tuna sandwich. The sexy guy opens his bag and eats an egg sandwich. The fat guy finishes his meal. The skinny guy saves half for later. The sexy guy ate more than half of his food. A genie magically appears. The End

Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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