A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

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my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

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How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

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how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

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How do you scare a black man? You dont

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I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

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Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

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What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

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FUCK YOU

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why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

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What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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