- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

Chris is hairy

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??