How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

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My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

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a black man pays his child support

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

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Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

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There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

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Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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I asked her where you were.

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Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Knock, Knock Knock, Knock who? Knock, Knock

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How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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