- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

a black man pays his child support

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

What did the black guy get from his white girlfriend for valentines day? An HIV positive test result.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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