Jack just got his new yellow bicycle. His dad got it for his 12th anniversary. Jack was ecstatic to ride it down his street for the first time. He immediately called his friends Paul and Erick and went for his first ride. The neighbors were in AWE when they saw Jack taking off on his new ride. That day the three friends had one of the best day of their young lives, they went up to the lake, had some peanut ice cream and made fun of Alexia. Jack was in love with his new bike and euphoric that they were reunited and did all their favorite things with an incredible amount of passion. Erick hated his new bike.

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An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

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knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go camping, and pitch their tent under the stars. During the night, Holmes wakes his companion and says: 'Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce.' Watson says: 'Someboby stole our tent.' Holmes and Watson look at each other, shrug and go back to sleep. At least the thief kept their blankets.

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Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

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What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

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How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

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What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

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What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

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What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

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Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

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What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

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Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

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Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

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Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

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What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

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