- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

yesterday, a girl asked me why a guy is Bro if he bangs alot of chicks, and chicks are hoes if they do alot of guys. i said to her “well, if one key can open a lot of locks, then it is the master key. if a lock can be opened by alot of keys, then it’s a shittyass lock, isn’t it

A dead guy walks into a grave.

Happy Birthday! Your mom is dead!

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

Knock Knock No solicitors

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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