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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

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If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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i wonder who made this website? a human

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What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

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Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

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If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

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Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

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Why did the little girl cross the road??? To get away from the strange man

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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why didn't Lebron James give me a fourth quarter?...he forgot his wallet at home and didn't have any spare change.

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What's Black, White, and Red all over? A Cow in a giant blender...

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A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

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Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

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There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

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How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

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What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

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Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

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Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

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Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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