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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

whats hairy and crys your mom

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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