What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

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I admit I don't know what the future holds, but one thing I know for sure is that... Lance Armstrong has only one ball.

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? nothing.

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Did you hear the one about the flying turtle? No? Okay I'll tell you about it. So one day there was a flying turtle. His name was Larry and he was a turtle that can fly. However, nobody believed that Larry can fly and he wanted to prove it. So the next day George, who was a flying octopus, called Jerry on his cell phone and told him a story about a Larry. Jerry, who was a media reporter, was so offended by his story and called the police. Question: What did the police say? Nothing because it was a made up story

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An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

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How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

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Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

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A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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A cat playing laser tag.

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Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

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What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

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Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

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A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

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Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

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