why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

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Women's rights

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What's the difference between a plumber and a gynecologist? One has a knowledge of piping system of a house and the ability to fix said pipes and the other has the medical knowledge of a women's vagina.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A guy walks into a doctor's office and says: "Doctor! Doctor! You gotta help me! One day I'm a teepee, and the next day I'm a wigwam, and then the next day I'm a teepee, and then the next day I'm a wigwam again. The doctor says: Sir, we've been over this 100 times! You have stage 4 pancreatic cancer...

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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whats red and hard to eat a brick.

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What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

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Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

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Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

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why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

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Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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