- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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