- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

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A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

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