What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

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Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

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Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

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Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

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What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

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A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

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Yo mama so old, she might die soon

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What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

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2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

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A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

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Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

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Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

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Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

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The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

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A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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