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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

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