- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

I know 7 facts about you: 1. You're reading this. 2. You hate this overused shit. 3. You may think I will skip a number. 5. And you hate me much more. 6. You have seen porn. 7. You want me to kill myself. I am just gonna go suicide.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

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What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

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