Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

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Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

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why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

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Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

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Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

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Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

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Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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whats hairy and crys your mom

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What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

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