- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

Knock knock.

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

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Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

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