Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

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whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

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A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

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Why does Joel's breathe smell?

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Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

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did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

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Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

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what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

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A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

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A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

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Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

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Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

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What do you call a girl with no arms and legs? Whatever her name is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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