how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

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What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

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a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

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The diamond one below is hilarious.

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

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I like that, but why am I happy?

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

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A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

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tea with milk?

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3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

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What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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Rylan Clark

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What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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