- Anti Joke

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

Knock knock. Get out!!

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

my penis

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim