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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

A miserable man committed suicide.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

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