A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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