Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

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What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

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What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

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A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

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I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

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why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

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What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

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How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

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Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

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Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

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A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

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Neither did she.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

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How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

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A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

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yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

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so theres a plane, inside the plane are 500 solid bricks one falls out, how many are left? 499 What are the three steps to putting an elephant into a refrigirator? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, close the fridge. What are the four steps to putting a dear in the fridge? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer and then shut the fridge. It's Simba's birthday, what animal isn't there? The deer. its still in the fridge. a lady is walking across a street, she suddenly falls to the ground why? Because the brick hit her in the face. (:

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Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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