why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

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Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

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why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

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your mom was so fat that she died.

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why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

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A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

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what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

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A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

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whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

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We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

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