A man walks into a bar with a giant banana as a head and the bartender asks why he has a giant banana as a head and the man says get me a drink and i will explain, the bartender got the man a drink and he started to explain why, so i found this real nice golden lamp and i rubbed it next thing you know this genie pops out and he said i get three wishes the first one he wishes for unlimited wealth with a snap of the genies fingers the wish came true next he wished to be the most handsome man ever with a spin and a snap the wish came true but this is where it went wrong, I said to the genie and i cant believe he got me with this one (because genies always put a twist on things) i said: i wish for my head to be a banana

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There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

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Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

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A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

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How did Chris die? Bush-fire

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A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

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Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

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why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

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What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

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Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

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How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

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Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

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What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

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What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

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What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

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A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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