roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

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roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

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i had a black friend once......just kidding

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On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

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What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

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Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

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Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

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how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

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What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

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Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

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How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

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I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

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When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

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Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

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What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

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What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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