Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

WNBA

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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