We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

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why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

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How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

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oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

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What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

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- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

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11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

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what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

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How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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