Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

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Knock Knock No solicitors

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

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You are joking right?

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

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11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

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Two men are stranded in a structure on an alien planet, they are frightened when they are told that there is evidence of a life form near them, they explore their surroundings and find a snake-like creature that flares what looks like wings, bites one of the men on the hand and wraps its tail around his arm squeezing it until the arm breaks (we see the bone poke through his sleeve and he screams); the creature slithers up his sleeve, into his mask and lunges into his mouth killing him, and the other man is sprayed on the mask with acid and we see the plastic of the mask melt onto his face.

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What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

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whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

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