What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

The chickens have become self-aware!

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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