- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

Republicans

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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