Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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What is pink and gets wet a tounge

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So this guy was making a sandwich...

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Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

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what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

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Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

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why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

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how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

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Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

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Whose your daddy? Not me

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A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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