- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

A gay man watches football.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

womans rights...

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

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