Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

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Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

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Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

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What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

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Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

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Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

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What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

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Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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a man checks his mypsace

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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