- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

i saw amango it splootered

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

No it doesnt..

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

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