a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

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what happens when a dog and a cat have sex? They create a beautiful baby that ends up dieing from cancer.

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

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i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

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Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

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If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

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A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

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Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

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What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

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Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

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knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

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WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

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Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

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Feminism.

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Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

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Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

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The adventures of Helen Keller:

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what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

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A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

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What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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