- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

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