- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

If 2 trains are going 60 mph, their going in opposite directions towards each other, they are slowing down 1 mile per hour per 10 miles and they are 100 miles away, would you rather have Coke or Pepsi?

What did the mute man say to the president? Nothing, he is mute

what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

Why did the blind boy cross the road? Why? The world may never know. He was hit by a bus

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

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What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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