What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

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Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

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What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

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whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

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Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

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What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

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Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

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Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

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What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

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What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

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Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

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What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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