- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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