- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

My daughter got a kinder surprise with cool toy today..... i killed her i didnt even want the toy

Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

How do you stop an asshole from being an asshole toward you? Shoot him in the head.

What do you call a women with 2 black eyes? Hopefully nothing because abuse is something that shouldn't be messed with and it is wrong.

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

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