- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

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