- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

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What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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