- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

Jack Stevens

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

What did the man with no head say to the women?

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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