- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

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