- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

What's green and can read your mind? Nothing. Some people thinks the answer is a plant but don't listen to them because they are wrong.

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