- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

knock knock? come in

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

Why do they call Jean a redneck? Because her neck was red from being in the sun for so long.

Nina and Harry sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes divorce because their marriage didn't turn out right and Harry hit Nina in the head with a iron...

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