- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

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