- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

your mom was so fat that she died.

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

I am a mime

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

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