Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

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my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

A penis walks into a bar..

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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