Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

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knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

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How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

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What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

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Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

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my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

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What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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were at work systems r down

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Knock knock. *Silence Knock knock *silence Knock knock *Silence KNOCK KNOCK. *Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

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PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

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Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

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Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

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What is yellow and bright? The sun.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

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Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

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A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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