- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

There are two muffins in the oven. The first says to the other, "Its getting hot in here." The second, befuddled, replies, "AHH! A talking muffin!"

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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