- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

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Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

Hey how is your wife and my kids

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? I don't know, why don't you go ask him?

You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

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