- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

A chicken walks into a barn.

A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

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