What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

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A man walks into a resteraunt and joins his friends. Then he realized he had no friends. ~YN~

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A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

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The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't sexual abuse, which her sister had experienced while traveling around the world in 2007.

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Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

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what do you call 20 black people under the ocean? a tragic boating accident

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What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

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*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

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A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

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what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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What do you call a white guy in a joke? The first joke to specify one of the people in the joke as one with Caucasian origin.

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

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Where does a successful black person live? Neverland.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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black people swimming

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Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

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So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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