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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

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How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

what do you call a person who rides a bike a lot? BATMAN!!! -s.s

What did the one Lame say to the other Lame? I don't know, what did you say?

Why didn't susie use the jump rope She had no arms, replied carl No, susie doesn't like using jump ropes replies the mother

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

Why did the two blonds go to the bar together? Because they were carpooling to save money and help save the earths ozone layer that seals in all of our oxygen. They were also meeting some friends.

A man walks into a bar, asks the bartender for a beer. Bartender says, "That'll be $3.50." Man says,"The joke maker did not explain monetary transactions."

Why did the baby stop crying? I shot it with a 9mm pistol and put it in the microwave because it cried while I was watching Sienfeld.

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