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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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