How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

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A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

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You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

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A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

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What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

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What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

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Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

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A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

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What's red and can't speak ? A strawberry

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What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

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Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

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Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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