Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

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Little Johnny is sleeping overnight at a school camping trip. The teacher goes around to check tents to make sure everybody is falling asleep fine. Little Johnny, however, says, "Miss, I am scared of the dark. Can I sleep in your tent instead?" The teacher reluctantly agrees, finishes checking around and brings Little Johnny to her tent. "Miss, can I play with your belly button with my finger? My mommy lets me", asks little Johnny. The teacher reluctantly agrees. Suddenly, the teacher jumps up. "THAT WASN'T MY BELLY BUTTON!", she shouts. "Yeah," says Little Johnny. "Well that wasn't my finger, either."

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(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

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What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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Q: knok knok A: Im home

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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