What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

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what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

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your mama's so fat... that's it

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Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

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what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

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What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

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What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

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Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

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Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

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What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

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roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

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So let's pretend two men that had been friends for a very long time, one man asks the other man how he is, so the man tells the other man how he is doing. Then that man asks the other man how he is doing. The two men were engaged in a very interesting conversation. What did the men do next? Nothing. We're pretending, remember?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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