Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

If you have a stroke, call 000

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

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