The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

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whos a sick fuck? jake morris

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Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

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Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

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What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

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Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

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Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

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What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

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Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

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The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

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Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

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Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

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what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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How do you make a basketball team short You cut off their legs

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What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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