Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Q: Why couldn't the skeleton go to the party A: He had a boner

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What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

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why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

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roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

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A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

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You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

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When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

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Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

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A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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What is better than tissues? Correct!

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

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Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

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Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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