- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances they had to go home early one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends

ok last night i found a pic of romney saying "if i win the election 8 million people will have no job" then Obama says hey romney now that i won the election it would be 8 million and one stupid.

Two corns were decided to get married. In wedding, bridegroom can't find bride, so he asked a popcorn next to him, "Do you know where is the bride?" The popcorn answered, "I just change my hair style."

a little boy goes down stairs on xmas day he has three presents the first one was a pair of socks the second one was a football and the third one was shin pads the boy was now crying really loud santa is outside laughing why? the boy has no legs

Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

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