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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

Why has there never been a Mexican on the moon? Because Mexico's government funding for their space program is insufficient to take them all the way to the moon.

Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

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