- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde dies Lololol

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

a. why? b. because I wanted

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

Neither have I

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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