Q: why was the baker a coward? A: his own mother told him his potential would amount to nothing more than a baker and when a dinosaur came into the bakery he ran away

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Do you know what's sad about 4 black men driving off a cliff in a convertible? They were my friends.

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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Your boat breaks down on the highway. How many squirrels does it take to eat a bannana? Squirrels do not eat bannanas but it would probably take a monkey 1.5 milliseconds.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

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Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

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Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

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Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

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Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

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Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

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The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

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How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

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What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

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why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

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What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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