Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

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What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

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A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

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wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

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"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar, they manage to have a delightful evening, despite their religious differences.

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Roses are shitty Violets are bitches I'm fat.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

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How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

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A white player in the NBA. Wait...

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i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

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A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

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Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

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what's funny about war? nothing!

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

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why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

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Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

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A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

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Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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