- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

how do you win a game try your best

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

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What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

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