- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

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