- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

Knock Knock.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

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