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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

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