- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

What a wonderful life!!! gunshot

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

What did the black man say to the asian man? hello.

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

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