What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

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Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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i like going to public parks and watching the kids run and yell because they dont know im using blanks

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Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

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What's the difference between a pair of slippers and a pair of dead babies? Essentially nothing.

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Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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Listen Nero, I understand now that this is your real name, actually I know where you live thanks to the good old phonebook... ...My order is fully based on respecting and treating all living beings equally and focusing on actually putting old notions such as Gods and superstition away in order to strengthen humankind`s belief in itself and others. As for Nerometal, well, that was one of my... Lesser followers, I assure you they have been taken care off, they will not be bothering you ever again. What would it take for you to forgive our transgressions? Money? Power? Ask and you shall receive, as far as your identity goes, you shall have it back and I shall use another site in the future.

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a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

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An Irishman walked out of a bar

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what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

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Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

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HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

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Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

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Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

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What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

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