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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

Women.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

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Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

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