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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

bangers and mash?

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

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