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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

Cheese

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

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