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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

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