- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

Charlie Sheen

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

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