Roses are red, Violets are purple.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

FOX News: Fair and balanced

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

why was kade sad? he shit himself

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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