I am fine, hungry but otherwise fine, I sometimes wish that things that come easy to you, did the same for me or others, excuse me, going to grab a bite, I hope we can chat here for a bit, it is not a chatting site the least. Say? Are you still burning mad at me? If not ill gladly give you a call, but if this is a ploy you are scheming in order to gain my trust I might be killing myself.

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What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

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Q: What happened when lost John lost his crack cocaine? A: He bought some weed.

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A women was driving along in her brand new, swanky, red ferrari when she spotted a red light in the distance. She stopped steadily, following the rules of the road. All of a sudden a loud bang came from behind her where a young driver had hit her at 50 mph. They both come to an abrupt stop and exited their vehicles. The women says "Idiot, you just hit me!" The boys says "oh don't worry, I have insurance."

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

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Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

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Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

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What's 9+10? 19

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Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

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How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

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Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

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Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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