What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

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Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

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Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

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What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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HELLO EVERYONE

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A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

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How you know when dislextic

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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