A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

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Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

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How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

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How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

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What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

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a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

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Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

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What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

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So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

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Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

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Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

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Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

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What were the murderer's last words before he was put to death by electric chair? "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NNNNNFHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.................................................................................................................." He then defecated in his pants.

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A blonde is locked in a super-market. She dies.

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