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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

guess what>? your mum lol

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