Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

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Once upon a time a was born

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AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

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what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

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what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

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A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

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How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

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A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

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Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

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10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

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Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

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so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

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Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

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Theres an app for the iPhone.

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You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

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What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

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What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

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Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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