Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

roses are red violets are blue you little stupid a*s b**ch i aint f***ing with you

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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