what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

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rawrrrrrrrrrrr

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civil rights

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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why was kade sad? he shit himself

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A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

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Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

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wanna hear a joke? me niether.

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

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what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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