- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

A devout Christian dies– Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Homosexuals aren't allowed in.

Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

What do you do when a bomb is exploding 2 inches away from you? You die.

Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

What do you call a black man at school the janitor

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

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