a black, mexican, jewish, and white man fall off a cliff, who landed first ? all at the same time, they all died and there familys sued the clifff and commited sucicede

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Something told me to write "vote pancakes" so I wrote "Vote Pancakes" it said it was wrong, and now I know why, capitals.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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What do a rubix cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it the harder it gets.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.. And IDGAF!

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What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

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A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

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Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

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What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

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I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

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Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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jews

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What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

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What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

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Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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