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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

What's the difference between a cheeseburger and a dead baby............I don't j!zz on the cheeseburger before I eat it.

How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved

Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? It doesn't really matter but I wouldn't actually call anything because they have very sensitive hearing and will probably panic and, being blind, might collide with a tree.

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