whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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