- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

I have cancer. And you're next.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

You idiot.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

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