- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

DON'T READ THIS!!! you suck.

Why was the blonde fired from the factory? Repeated absences and violation of company policy.

A lonely man walks into a Self-Esteem class. He sits alone in the back because of his low self-esteem. Forever alone.

A black man and a Mexican man are both in a car. Who's driving? The white man who is also in the car with them.

how do you break up with someone lightly and not hurt their feeling I dont want to hurt your feeling but i hate you

a horse walks into an abandoned lighthouse , the lighthouse keeper is angered by this and ushers the horse to leave but the horse gets startled and kicks the mans bookshelf over before galloping away

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

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