Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

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A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

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Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

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Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

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oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

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Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

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what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

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How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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George W. Bush

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You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

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Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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