- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

knock knock i have diarrhea

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

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