What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

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How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

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Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

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A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

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An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

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Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

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A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

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BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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Anti Joke

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