What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

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Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

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A man went skydiving and tragically died.

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Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

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What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

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A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

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Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

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ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

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I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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What is life? Paul.

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

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what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

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Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

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Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

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http://media.photobucket.com/image/whale%20penis/marcus1v0/whale_penis2.jpg

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whats long, fat, and people love it in their mouth? blunts.

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what makes a knight in shining armor a knight in shining armor? he has to have armor and be a knight.

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Id like to apologize for the one below (near the end yeah at the very end yeah that near you fuck!) When I said I give candy to etc etc I did mean I do not give candy to... Well... Nothing male, and I do not apologize, thank you. Shortie: Me as a Sociopath vs Sociopath with faster gunplay: So A Sociopath moved into my neighborhood, he arrived at my place and said hey you? You the sociopa... "BOOM" Moral: Shoot first, listen later... And if you hear something keep shooting... Anyway that was not the Sociopath but I got him eventually.

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Whats long and black and goes around corners? The unemployment line.

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