A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

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autistic kids rock

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What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

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Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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it was all Tagart

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

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What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

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i wonder who made this website? a human

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2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

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a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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13 =B you just learned something

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dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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