- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

What is the best way to deal with a broken ankle? Ear Lobes.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Q. What did the Vampire say when he ate the Pizza? A. Nothing. It is literally impossible for a vampire to be real, therefore it's insane if you thought it said something.

1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

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