- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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