- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

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Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

Why so serious ?

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

how do you call someone? use a phone

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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