What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

i'm hard

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

roses are red poo is poo

knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

Why did the baby fall off the swing? It had no arms or legs. Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in the face.

A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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