What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

Justin beiber comment if u get it

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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