- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

What did the spider say to the lobster? Nothing, they are enemies and don't live in the same habitat.

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