- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does greg and Ian have in common?

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

To men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

What is white and can fly? A fridge that can't fly.

An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

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