- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

I am a mime

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

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Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

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