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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

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women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

What's black and blue and hates sex? A rape victim.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Skinny people fart less.

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

Knock knock.. Who's there? Breaking. Breaking who? Im breaking up with you.

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

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