- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

what is red white and blue? the french flag

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

I had friends on the Death Star.

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