- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

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Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

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