Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

What does water smell like? water.

how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Eric is gay Ha

a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

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What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

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