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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

What is older than history?

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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