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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

Whats the defination of cruelty

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

What a wonderful life!!! gunshot

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

What did the black man say to the asian man? hello.

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