- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

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