Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

You know whats annoying? Steve

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

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Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

knock knock whos there? orange orange who? orange you pissed off your wifes taking in the ass from another guy right now?

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

Invisible Children Foundation.

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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