- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

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