- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

roses are red poo is poo

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

whos on the right track? lady gaga

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

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