- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

A woman walks into a bar.

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

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