Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

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Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

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Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

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Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

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A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

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a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

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Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

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Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

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A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

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Micheal Curran...that is all.

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Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

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Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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