- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

William wright is Gay

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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