Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

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(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

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Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

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Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

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What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

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Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

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A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

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I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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