Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

whats funnier then a children's hospital..... it catching on fire.

Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Guys holocaust jokes aren't funny Anne-Frankly, I do nazi the point in them.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The fact that you actually took time to read this cynically hypnotizing answer that you cannot seem to stop reading even though you know that this sentence is just a clever run to show the epitomy of the anti joke. ha-ha.

OMG SOHPIE IS SOOOOO GREAT AT BLOWING Josh Brown xoxo

whats red round and gets smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potatoe peeler

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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