How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

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How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

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I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

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what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

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My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

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a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

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What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

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Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

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Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

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