- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

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