Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

penis. nuff said.

He--Hey guys

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

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