- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" A few people laugh, but the horse, incapable of speech, does not. He is unfamiliar with this location and begins to panic. In his panic his leg is broken. He is put down shorty thereafter.

A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

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