What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

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Guest what in the butt

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Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

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What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

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whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

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Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

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A father and his son get into an accident and are whisked away to the hospital. The father dies, and the son is brought into surgery. The doctor is rushed in, but looks at the boy and says "I can operate on this boy, his my son." How is this possible? The boy's father was a zombie.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

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What do you call sad communities that have to share resources? Communists.

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I am fine, hungry but otherwise fine, I sometimes wish that things that come easy to you, did the same for me or others, excuse me, going to grab a bite, I hope we can chat here for a bit, it is not a chatting site the least. Say? Are you still burning mad at me? If not ill gladly give you a call, but if this is a ploy you are scheming in order to gain my trust I might be killing myself.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

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Do you want to hear a joke? No.

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A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

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roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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