why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

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How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

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whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

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What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

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People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

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Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

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Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

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In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

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roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

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Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

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Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

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knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

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WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

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What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

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Michael Brown

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Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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