Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

Apple hates Blackberry.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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