why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

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Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

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Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

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Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

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Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

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A storm be brewin!

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Why are hurricanes named after women? They're wet and wild when they come and take your car and house when they leave.

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Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

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A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

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A white player in the NBA. Wait...

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A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

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How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

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Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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