- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

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