do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

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Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

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Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

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Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

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What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

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your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

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Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

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What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

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Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

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Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

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You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

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whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

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How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

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Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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