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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

The chickens have become self-aware!

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

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Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

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